Happy Birthday Jack!



Today’s probably a good day to tell you why I think you’re the cat’s meow.

Your favorite birthday cake is mint chocolate chip ice cream cake. (Happens to be mine too.) You have exquisite taste.


You don’t mind that I take photos of you with those sexy ear muff thingys on. You’re a confident man.


On your birthday weekend, instead of going to a spa you prefer to replace our pain-in-the-butt 100-foot fence. And you’re not afraid to wield a circular saw like a samurai. That’s super sexy.


You are so strong and powerful that with the slightest touch you can push over an outrageously heavy stucco wall.




You’ve got super human strength. Wow.


I love that you hitch your pants up all the time in order to give me a good view of your fine patoot.


That is why you hitch your pants up all the time, right? Cause it totally works for me.


I love that you’re always lecturing me about safety on a work site, that you’re always asking me where all the fire extinguishers are and think it’s important that I know how to change my own flat tire.


I love that you think I actually listen to you about all that stuff. (Dude, we have AAA.)


Actually, I just plain love you. You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.

Happy Birthday!


4 responses »

  1. While I was silently ready your blog, Celeste asked: “Who is that man, Mom?” “That’s Jack, Michelle’s lover. You know I visted them in last fall.” “I think he is cool, especially with those blue ears on his head.”
    Well, that’s happy birthday to Jack from all of us 🙂

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