Today’s probably a good day to tell you why I think you’re the cat’s meow.
Your favorite birthday cake is mint chocolate chip ice cream cake. (Happens to be mine too.) You have exquisite taste.
You don’t mind that I take photos of you with those sexy ear muff thingys on. You’re a confident man.
On your birthday weekend, instead of going to a spa you prefer to replace our pain-in-the-butt 100-foot fence. And you’re not afraid to wield a circular saw like a samurai. That’s super sexy.
You are so strong and powerful that with the slightest touch you can push over an outrageously heavy stucco wall.
You’ve got super human strength. Wow.
I love that you hitch your pants up all the time in order to give me a good view of your fine patoot.
That is why you hitch your pants up all the time, right? Cause it totally works for me.
I love that you’re always lecturing me about safety on a work site, that you’re always asking me where all the fire extinguishers are and think it’s important that I know how to change my own flat tire.
I love that you think I actually listen to you about all that stuff. (Dude, we have AAA.)
Actually, I just plain love you. You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.