Hi, my name is Lily. I love soft, squishy, squeaky toys.
I love ’em, love ’em, love ’em. I haven’t met a squishy toy that I didn’t like.
The thing is … they don’t love me back so much. In fact, after a wee bit of my lovin’ TLC they tend to fall apart into little itty bitty pieces—like someone shredded ’em.
I don’t get it. And it breaks my heart. It really does!
So, my mom and daddy are always on the lookout for toys that will love me the way I love them—with intense affection and endurance. It would be nice if one of these toys survived more than 24 hours.
Here’s what they found.
They came across a line of toys called “Tuffies” made especially for talented and brilliant doggies like me. They’re supposed to be indestructible. EXCELLENT! Here’s the starfish, which as you can see has a Tuff-Scale of 9 (out of 10.)
We were all very hopeful.
That hope was dashed in less than a day.
I loved it …
… and loved it …
… but it could not keep up.
BAH! A number 9 on the Tuff-Scale.