Dog vs Toy



Hi, my name is Lily. I love soft, squishy, squeaky toys.

I love ’em, love ’em, love ’em. I haven’t met a squishy toy that I didn’t like.

The thing is … they don’t love me back so much. In fact, after a wee bit of my lovin’ TLC they tend to fall apart into little itty bitty pieces—like someone shredded ’em.

I don’t get it. And it breaks my heart. It really does!

So, my mom and daddy are always on the lookout for toys that will love me the way I love them—with intense affection and endurance. It would be nice if one of these toys survived more than 24 hours.

Here’s what they found.

They came across a line of toys called “Tuffies” made especially for talented and brilliant doggies like me. They’re supposed to be indestructible. EXCELLENT! Here’s the starfish, which as you can see has a Tuff-Scale of 9 (out of 10.)


We were all very hopeful.


That hope was dashed in less than a day.


I loved it …


… and loved it …


… but it could not keep up.

BAH! A number 9 on the Tuff-Scale.



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